The Problem with Plastics

What's wrong with plastic miniatures?

This, for a start.

Reaper Bones - because money.

This is after several goes with the hair dryer to try and straighten the bend. The mace was finally, permanently straightened by cutting it off above the hand and reversing it. News Flash: it's now a permanent weak spot, despite gluing. This figure is well on it's way to completion, and it will look fair-to-middling once finished.

Plastic cannot hold fine detail the way metal can - by nature, it's a softer medium. And logically, the detail is less crisp. Is that why the manufacturer's suggest you don't prime the mini? Is the detail so lacking that even a single coat of primer will serve to efface it? You be the judge.

Nolzurs Marvelous Miniatures are not immune to this - pictured below is a Female Gnome Thief, which is an admittedly niche concept: 

For starters, this isn't a picture of the miniature, it's a computer render. Because it looks much, MUCH better than the actual miniature. It's Corporate Marketing.

Even when it's shown "painted", Bishōjo style, it isn't. It's been cg coloured: 

They even duplicated the angle of light, from the 3d render. That's talent...wow.

I tried painting the top example, and I've been painting miniatures for THIRTY years. That result is almost humanly impossible. I say almost, because I'm sure some savant could do it - but you probably can't and neither can I.

Also, since she's a tiny miniature in a half-crouch, how is the brush supposed to get in between the arms? My money is, the CA Designer has never physically sculpted a miniature in their life; instead of looking for trouble spots for a brush to reach, they just went with "the rewl of kewl."

Make no mistake, plastic minis are part of the New School Corporate Gaming philosophy. There is no material benefit for the consumer, but the manufacturer, by using cheaper, lighter materials, saves pennies on the dollar. Multiplied, those pennies add up.

If you're using plastic for unpainted game pieces, like a fantasy version of Parcheezi, then plastic figures are fine - you can even paint them a single colour, just like the game.

If you're looking to paint with a reasonably rate of return, stick with metal. Life is too short to paint plastic miniatures.